Yeah, people totally ask me these questions.
Q: Preferred lotion? St. Ive’s oatmeal & shea butter.
Q: Will you marry me? Are you rich? ;D Yes I just answered this question with another question.
Q: Favourite kind of porn?
Q: How big is your penis?
Darius Jr. does not like to be referred to as another’s object with terms such as “penis.”
Q: How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop? I think it’s 42. Pretty damn sure.